Jocelyn: I'm assuming that you know why I wanna talk to you today?
Alexis: Is it because I was texting in class?
Jocelyn: Uh, nope. I wanna talk about your paper. There are parts of this that sound like they've been written by someone else.
Alexis: Oh, my God, thank you!
Jocelyn: No, no, no. I'm saying that I think it's plagiarized. Are you sure you wrote this yourself?
Alexis: Trust me, if I could've gotten someone else to write this, I would've. I definitely wrote this.