Moira: Well, where are you off to?
Johnny: To pick up the motel coasters.
Moira: Oh, you were serious.
Johnny: Yeah, custom coasters are a very effective marketing tool.
David: Says who?! The guy who invented custom beer cozies?
Johnny: Coasters work.
Moira: Yes, the last thing we want to do is stain these exquisite table tops.