David: I mean, listen, just because I didn't have the Town Hall... on my mood board doesn't mean we still can't have fun. And as long as my husband doesn't stand me up at the altar, I don't care where we get married.
Patrick: Wow. That massage really did a number, huh?
David: Uh, yeah. That was the first time I've ever received a happy ending.
Patrick: I'm sorry, what did you just say?
David: The happy ending that the masseur gave me. I've always heard of things like that, but I've never actually gotten one. Did you have to pay extra for that?
Stevie: [shocked gasp]
Patrick: I didn't pay for a happy ending! I paid for a massage! He gave you a happy ending?! On our wedding day?!
David: I thought you wanted that?!
Stevie: See, this is what Ray should be filming.