Alexis: This might be a stupid question because there is like literally nothing you can do about it, but why didn't you guys get a tent?
Johnny: Not helping, Alexis.
David: Because I wanted the wood-fired pizza oven and we couldn't afford both. Someone has to call the officiant. He's on his way from Elmdale. What happened to Fabian?!
Johnny: He cancelled because of the rain.
Moira: What kind of adult man rides a penny-farthing?
David: He's a haikuist!