Quote from Alexis in The Bachelor Party
David: Hi. What, uh, um... are those... sweatpants? Alexis: Yeah, I started getting dressed for work and I got distracted. David: What could have possibly distracted you enough to do that to yourself? Alexis: [emotional] It died, David. David: Okay, if you're talking about your style, we can bring it back to life. Alexis: Ted gave this to me. It's like the one thing left of our relationship and it's gone. David: 'Kay, I would argue that you still have your memories. Alexis: This weird little desert daisy thing... David: It's a succulent. Alexis: Literally not supposed to die, and yet it did. Like, what does that say about me? David: I think that's a longer conversation.