Alexis: You're here in the flesh. Hm, I missed you so much. Um, who's babysitting the turtles?
Ted: Well, I am a part of a team of 30 so they let me take the long weekend off.
Alexis: The long weekend? It's Sunday. It's over.
Ted: Yeah, I know, I was supposed to get here yesterday morning but my first connecting flight was delayed and then I got food poisoning from some bad milk on my second connecting flight.
Alexis: Ew Ted, they made you drink milk on the airplane?
Ted: No, I actually ordered it, and in my defence, they were serving cookies, so.