Quote from Patrick in The Premiere
Patrick: I'm tired. David: Oh, okay. Well, you know what, we should probably get you over to the bed. Patrick: Okay. You know what I really wanna do with you? David: Uh-huh. Ethically speaking, I don't think we can do that with you in this state. Patrick: Have a baby. David: 'Kay, we will make a baby as soon as you sober up. Patrick: Oh no, not make a baby. Have a baby. Like I wanna have like a little baby with you. And we could just love it and hold it and bounce it. David: Yeah, that's a... that's a big one-eighty. Patrick: You would be such a good dad. David: Have we met? Patrick: I wish you were my dad. David: Okay, now we're just spiraling off in all directions.