Roland: Hello, Johnny!
Johnny: Look, I appreciate the gesture, guys, but, uh, this is not a good night for champagne.
Moira: Oh, speak for yourself, John.
Jocelyn: Oh good, you're lying down! We have big news.
Moira: If you're referring to the bath-time video Gwen posted...
Roland: N-no, n-no, it's... it's not that exciting. No, um... [clears throat] well, we... brought the motel!
Johnny: What?!
Jocelyn: Yeah, we took out a second mortgage on our house.
Roland: Yeah. After what went down at dinner, Joc and I started talking, and we figured, well, if it's good enough for Bill Gates to invest in, it's, uh, good enough for us to invest in.
Johnny: Roland, we don't actually know...