Twyla: I think you guys are just going through a tough time. But... who knows? Maybe you'll be pleasantly surprised by how much closer this brings the two of you. And if it makes you feel any better, turtles actually thrive out of captivity.
Alexis: Thanks, Twy. Oh, and if you do see Ted like waddling around in the kitchen, just feed him a carrot and shoot me a text.
Twyla: [laughs] I hope you're joking.
Alexis: Me too, girl. [air kiss] Love you!