Alexis: All the blogs about successful long-term relationships say that the key is creating shared experiences.
Moira: Oh dear. If your coupling is too frangible to survive this brief disunion...
Alexis: Okay, I am trying my best. Is this supposed to be making me feel better?
Moira: Oh, very well. Alexis, if you desire a love with longevity, the key is to have as little in common as possible. After an award-worthy trilogy of decades together, your father and I still astonish each other. Although today, I will but feign surprise when he tells me he's secured a hefty loan to initiate our imminent connecting departure from this lengthy layover.