Moira: What exactly is required of me?
Alexis: Um, just like, a couple of cute pics, and funny one-liners.
Moira: I see, and you would be the architect behind those funny one-liners?
Alexis: Mm-hmm.
Moira: Colour me curious, what might one of my humorous quips sound like to you?
Alexis: Oh my God, I don't know yet.
Moira: Well, it's just that you and I have very different comedic stylings, dear. I take a slightly more cerebral approach.
Alexis: Okay, you were the one that described social media as an amusement park for clinical narcissists so, I'm doing you a favour.