Patrick: You're not going anywhere.
David: No, I need to leave.
Patrick: David, calm down, okay? It's fine.
David: It's not fine! Nothing about that is fine. Do we have to file for divorce if we were never married?
Patrick: We are not getting divorced... Yet. I need to see if I can get the stain out of my sheets first.
David: Okay, does that window open? Because I'm about to jump out of it!