Ted: We got lots of stuff. Biodegradable shampoo, and malaria pills.
Alexis: Excuse me?!
Ted: Uh no, they're just preventative. We'll also be bringing insect repellent.
Alexis: Okay. Maybe we can just get one of those sexy little mosquito nets for around our bed?
Ted: Those are actually an insane safety hazard. If they catch fire, you're basically trapped in a burning cage, so... But, totally. Actually, you know what? Why don't we go grab some breakfast, and I will tell you more about our bed there, and what we'll be doing in it.
Alexis: Theodore!