Quote from Ronnie in The Roast
Johnny: Ah! Top ten things you don't want Roland to be in charge of- Ronnie: Ten too many, Johnny. You gotta be short and quick, like Roland in the bedroom. Bob: [laughs] Now, that, that one kills every year. Johnny: Oh, no, I love that one. Is that one up for grabs? Ronnie No. You've gotta go for the jugular, Just stay away from spouses, kids, and health, and you'll be fine. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta get back to work, which, up until now, was the most boring part of my day.