Quote from David in The Roast
Patrick: David, please, just keep her distracted for one more night. David: No. No! It's too much! Stevie: Okay, then I guess we can just tell her we're getting outside help. David: Mm, good luck. When she was coaching me for the "Little Mister" pageant, I made the mistake of going to Mario Lopez for advice. He was the hosting at the time. Anyway, she found out, and felt so betrayed, she "forgot" to double-knot my tap shoes, and cost me the crown. So I will cover for you for one more night. But that is it! This better be worth it.