Quote from Patrick in Meet the Parents
David: I realize that was a big mistake. I- I should've talked to you. I could be just your business partner tonight. If that will help. Patrick: No, David. I, I can't have you do that. I owe it to us to tell them. I want them to know. Yeah, maybe this whole thing is a blessing in disguise, huh? It's at the cafe? David: Yeah. The salmonella was a decoy.