Quote from David in The M.V.P.
Patrick: Okay, David, you're up, but I'm gonna talk to the ump and see if we can pinch hit for you. David: Why? It's the only part of this stupid game that I'm actually good at. Patrick: Well, you struck out three times, so... David: I tipped it that one time, you even admitted that. Patrick: No, that's true, and that was a-that was a great tip. It's just that we're trying to win here.