Roland: Johnny, I think some things have changed since played ball, okay? For one thing, the war is over.
Johnny: Oh! Well, excuse me, I thought you were in a bind, and needed a player, but uh, forget it, I'm taking my offer back.
Ronnie: Roland, he's our only option.
Roland: No, he's not! Joce has a CPR dummy that we can just throw out into left field.