David: What time did you need me to show up to watch you play the baseball?
Patrick: Well, as of right now, there you might not be anything for you to watch.
David: Oh?
Patrick: Gwen dropped out. Apparently she has to go see a friend she met on the internet, so we are missing a right fielder.
David: Can you play both parts?
Patrick: Positions. And, no. That's the whole problem. We will forfeit the game if we can't come up with a ninth player.