Quote from Alexis in A Whisper of Desire
Cheryl: And there he was, naked as the day he was born, just wailing! It had rained, and his cotton candy was melting all down his hand! Ted: Yeah, that was fun, but uh, maybe we can start telling some stories about someone else who was naked and crying? Alexis: Okay, fine, but I think everyone here has already heard about my Vin Diesel adventure.