Patrick: Hey, I wonder what would've happened if we had met in high school.
David: Hmm. Well, unless you were into candy ravers with asymmetrical haircuts and a lot of pacifier necklaces, I think our paths crossed at the right time. [David and Patrick kiss] How jealous, though?
Patrick: Why don't you take out the garbage?
David: How jealous were you?
Patrick: Nope!
David: Scale of one to ten. Like, enraged, or-
Patrick: Bye, bye.