Ted: All right, who's the lucky lady? [spins the bottle, it lands on David]
David: That's offensive.
Alexis: Okay, anyway, re-spin!
Patrick: Yeah, it actually looks like it sorta landed between two people.
Ted: No, no, no, no! I know exactly who it landed on.
Alexis: Oh, Ted! That's not okay.
Ted: Man, come here, big guy!
Alexis: Oh, my fucking God.