Quote from Alexis in The Dress
Alexis: Beep, beep! Paging Dr. Casanova J. Heartbreaker. Ted: Anyway, that's probably why she seems like she's a little unsure about where she stands with you. Alexis: Well, thank you for telling me that, Ted. That makes so much more sense than her not liking me. Ted: Well, I'm glad that we could clear that up. Alexis: Okay, well, I will see you for lunch then, "Doctor". Ted: Yeah, it's funny because I actually am a doctor. Alexis: So am I. Ted: No, you're not. Just- Just Ted.