Johnny: Moira! The water's ice cold! How long were you in here?!
Moira: John, you know my ritual! Five to ten minutes to let the water warm, there's the initial scrub, followed by the deep conditioner, which must set for 20 minutes, and finally, the double rinse cycle.
Johnny: Well, we can't be doing that anymore, sweetheart! Our water bill is going through the roof!
Moira: Yes, painfully aware of our budgetary constraints, John. I'm currently reading a magazine from July, 1987. Where do you even find these?