Robber: Can someone put something in a bag, please?!
David: Um, we only have cloth totes, I hope that's okay.
Robber: Whatever!
David: Would you like some wine?
Robber: Okay, yeah, yes, put some booze in a bag.
David: Do you drink red wine, or white wine? Maybe some chilled rose in the back?
Stevie: I'll get it!
Robber: I'm not letting you go into the back! What else?
Stevie: Cheese goes good with wine.
David: Suddenly she's a sales associate.