Alexis: I just wanted to make sure that everything was okay between you and Patrick.
David: Yeah! Why? Why? What did what did he say to you?
Alexis: No, nothing. I just got scared when I saw your score on this relationship quiz.
David: Oh, my God!
Alexis: Because according to M'Lady Magazine, "How Electric is your Relationship" quiz from summer 1991, you and Patrick are "In Need of a Generator!" Poor thing!
David: Okay, first of all, it's Major Lady Magazine, and second of all, that quiz is garbage.