Moira: Safe to say our animal-loving singles will be well placated.
Alexis: Can I help you with something?
Moira: Yes! Yes. That nudnick at the curling rink just informed me that they'll no longer be able to accommodate our Lover's Messy Sloppy Joe Eat-a-Thon. I'm afraid you have to secure us another venue.
Alexis: Okay, well, can't you do it?
Moira: N- Alas, your co-chair will be busy getting herself out of jury duty today.