David: What's "bumpkin"?
Alexis: What? Nothing. Gimme that.
David: Oh, my God, is this a dating app?
Alexis: It's an online social hub for rural singles, if you must know, David. I signed Twyla up.
David: Well, why does it say Alexis you have a new match?
Alexis: Research. I was testing the water for her, David. Poor thing's clueless.