Alexis: Um, so I took your advice, which in retrospect is weird considering we like literally just met.
Rachel: Fair enough.
Alexis: And? Turns out that text message wasn't for me after all.
Rachel: Oh.
Alexis: His girlfriend was at a bakery, hence the whole "I prefer bagels thing".
Rachel: Right. So that girlfriend detail woulda been pretty useful in the conversation we had earlier, but still, I'm sorry. Oh, I feel somewhat responsible.
Alexis: Yeah, I can see that. It's just weird because like, I'm always the one being chased.
Rachel: I assumed that, based on your face, and body.
Alexis: Right?