Quote from Johnny in Open Mic
Alexis: Um, the comment cards, for example, It's become very clear to me that you don't read them. Stevie: They're just a placebo effect for people who feel the need to complain. Johnny: Uh, you have to take those with a grain of salt, honey. Those cards are written by embittered people with way too much time on their hands. Alexis: A lot of these are from Mom.