Patrick: You remember our opening day here?
David: Yes! It was opening day, and there was booze. And people are drunks.
Patrick: Yes but they still showed up.
We need to do something to make this store feel a little bit more accessible, a little bit more inclusive.
David: [sighs] Okay. Well, I am open to suggestions.
Patrick: What if we hosted an open mic night?
David: I am open to suggestions.