Quote from David in Open Mic
Patrick: Okay, I'm gonna say it, we've been open for 3 hours now, and not a single customer's walked through that door. David: Well, I mean, I heard that there was a storm warning for today, so. Patrick: Oh. How do you explain yesterday? David: Maybe the storm warning was for yesterday. Patrick: So then how do you explain today? David: Okay, you know what, I don't have all the answers. Um, have we checked to see if the door is unlocked?