Jocelyn: Okay, let's have another round of applause for the children's choir, and their Kylie Minogue medley! [audience applause] Those were some racy lyrics! Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, I know that your headliner tonight is gonna surprise you, because she certainly surprised me when she told me just moments ago that she'd switched up her entire act, even though somebody put down a really hefty deposit on a wall of mirrors! [chuckle turns into a sob] Okay anyways, without further ado, the main event!