Alexis: Hey, so I've been thinking about what you said, and it is a big expense, but I think I can find a way to make it work.
Moira: What's happening?
Alexis: Dad's trying to get me to drop out of college.
Johnny: No, that's not what was happening! I-I thought we were talking about something else.
Alexis: What else?
Johnny: Oh, he thought you were pregnant.
Alexis: What? Ew!
Johnny: Well, we all did.
Alexis: Oh, my God, that's so mean!