Alexis: Um, was there like a pet massacre, or something? What is with all these sad looking people?
Ted: Uh, nope, all these perfectly happy-looking people are actually applying for your old job.
Alexis: I literally just quit, Ted.
Ted: Again, quit implies a negative connotation and I'd say that we had a pretty fun time working together.
Alexis: We did have a pretty fun time. [laughs]
Ted: That's not what I meant, but anyway, what's up?