Johnny: Alexis, I have a favour-
Alexis: Oh, great. Um, I would love a ride to work.
Johnny: I meant, I have a favour to ask.
Alexis: You just said that you have a favour. As in, for me.
Johnny: Well, who says that, 'I have a favour for you?'
Alexis: Okay. Are you saying that you can't drive me to work?
Johnny: No, I can't. I need you to work the motel this Friday.
Alexis: Ew! What?!