Quote from Ted in Stop Saying Lice!
Ted: Why didn't you just tell me that you had lice? Alexis: Ted, a bug literally fell out of my head, onto my textbook this morning. It was so disgusting. Plus I didn't want you to picture me like some well-toned bug woman. Ted: Well, I've seen worse. Fleas, ticks, worms. Granted, all of those were on house pets. Alexis: Ted!