Alexis: But the other reason is that I bumped into one of our clients, and her dog has lice, and she's worried that she now has lice.
Ted: Who was it?
Alexis: Umm... Meredith? Meredith. She's new-ish, you might not remember her, just kind of like, mid-length, wavy hair.
Ted: Does she want me to help her?
Alexis: No. No, she is too embarrassed. And I was like Mere-dith, Meredith, there's no reason to be embarrassed, you're still exceptionally attractive, it's just lice, just get the shampoo, and deal with it!