Quote from David in Stop Saying Lice!
David: Yeah, so I was just thinking like, what about a late night hang, or like, a platonic sleepover? Stevie: Mmm. What's on your head? David: Hmm? A hat. That I'm test driving for the store. Stevie: I mean, what's happening under the hat? The other side. David: Oh, I see. Yeah, um, that would be a shower cap. Stevie: So this would have nothing to do with the lice outbreak at the motel? Your dad just called me. David: Um, so I might be taking preventative measures. I can't afford to have the store infested with lice. Stevie: I don't think it works that way, but just so we're clear, you were wanting to have a platonic sleepover at my place would have nothing to do with the fact that your sister has lice? David: Yes, that is almost entirely correct.