Johnny: You know, you keep scratching.
David: Ew!
Alexis: No, I'm just allergic to the down pillow.
David: No, no, you probably have lice. You're scratching because you have lice.
Johnny: Wait a minute, we were in all the rooms changing the sheets.
David: Okay, how-can lice jump? Because if I was sleeping in my bed, could a lice jump from her bed to my bed?
Alexis: Can everyone stop saying lice please?!