Ted: What is this?
Alexis: Um, nothing. It just says that I work here.
Ted: Uh-huh. This is for volunteer hours. But you don't volunteer here. You work here.
Alexis: But, I volunteer to work here.
Ted: Because it's your job.
Alexis: Okay but, I need these hours to graduate so...
Ted: So looks like you're gonna have to find somewhere to volunteer.
Alexis: Okay. It's just, I thought my community service hours would apply but they don't count because their court-ordered. So...
Ted: Yeah, I think the whole point of volunteering is to give something back, right?
Alexis: Okay. Sure. But whatever I give back has to happen within two weeks.