Quote from Johnny in The Affair
Moira: John, do you have the car keys? Johnny: Do I have the car keys? No. No. But according to the sign-out sheet, I was the last person to use the car. Moira: Well, that's not very helpful, John. You're the only one using the sign-out sheet. Johnny: Well, that's not true. Stevie's got her name on the sheet. Wait a minute, why is Stevie's name on the sheet? She's got her own car.