Johnny: Then how do you explain this graduation photo? Huh?
Alexis: That's Jess Chang.
Johnny: What? Jess Chang?
Alexis: Ugh!
Johnny: Well, who can tell with all this hair in front of your face?
Alexis: That's not my face!
David: Okay, why didn't anyone come to my graduation?
Moira: Well, you didn't graduate in Switzerland.
David: And whose fault is that?!
Alexis: How long have you been carrying that around in your wallet?!