Ted: Heather Warner doesn't actually have a cat.
Alexis: Oh. She, like, "thinks" she has a cat? That's so sad. But I guess she is like 50, so that makes sense.
Ted: Yep, she's 42. And she's not crazy. It's code.
Alexis: [laughs quizcally]
Ted: I'm kind of seeing Heather, and the flea shampoo is...
Alexis: A booty call?!
Ted: Well, I'm not crazy about the term, but...
Alexis: Ted, look at you, Little Sexy Susan!
Ted: Okay, calling me "Susan" kinda takes the sexy out of it. But I'm glad we were able to deal with this in a professional manner.
Alexis: Ted, say hi to her cat for me.
Ted: That's too far, Alexis!