Alexis: Don't be embarrassed.
Ted: I'm not embarrassed.
Alexis: I know your little secret, and as your assistant I will be discreet, and professional.
Ted: What?
Alexis: No one's gonna know that you're having an adventurous little rendezvous with an apple-cheeked farm-woman!
Ted: But that's not what happened!
Alexis: Wink.