Quote from Stevie in The Throuple
Stevie: Okay. If you knew somebody was planning on breaking up with you, wouldn't you wanna be the one to break up with him first? David: Okay, if you think he's going to break up with you and you wanna be the first one to do it, I say, be the first one to do it. Stevie: Okay, I'm doing this wrong. I need to be more direct. David: Yes, by just telling him how you feel. I think it'll benefit everyone. David: I meant you! Stevie: Me? I'm trying to warn you- David: That you are going to be ending things with him. And I appreciate that, but message has been delivered. Loud and clear. David: [cell phone rings] Oh. Okay, it's Jake, so um... Oh, okay. Don't worry, I'm gonna let you tell him.