Johnny: Kids, it happens to be our anniversary today, so it might be a nice idea if you wished your mother a happy anniversary.
David: Okay, um, what would you like us to say?
Johnny: Well, you could start by saying, "Happy anniversary."
Alexis: Erm, okay, but why are we wishing her a happy anniversary? Isn't that something that you two are supposed to say to each other?
Johnny: Yeah, it's called being courteous, honey. You know, the Bloomfield kids used to throw their parents an anniversary party every year.
David: Mmm-hmm. Um, if we're truth telling, the Bloomfields were always a little too friendly with one another. I just don't understand what kind of family skinny dips together.