Stevie: It's not usually this dead. It's like everybody saw you coming, and left.
David: Is this really what our lives have become? Sitting in some sad bar waiting to get laid?
Stevie: Well it's this, or the Internet.
David: Oh, I did have a match earlier. Um, who is 79 miles away.
Stevie: Well, if you start walking now, you'll get there before breakfast.