Alexis: Where are you going?
David: I am going to a sketchy bar on the outskirts of town.
Alexis: And nobody invited me?! You know how at home I am at sketchy bars!
Alexis: Who are you going with?
David: With Stevie, we're gonna meet some randoms. So um, when I go missing, just feel free to tell people that the last place I was seen was at a sketchy bar on the outskirts of town meeting randoms.
Alexis: Okay well, this isn't fair, David. I'm the one who should be at a sketchy bar meeting randoms. I'm the one who should go missing!