Quote from Johnny in Moira vs. Town Council
Johnny: What skin care products? You purchased skin care products?! David: Okay, okay. I am the face of the company. If I have acne, what does that say about the legitimacy of the store? Johnny: That's not a write off! That's not a write off! This?! Not a write off! David: Oh, well, the bedding's non refundable, so. Johnny: David, a write off is a business expense used to reduce your taxable income! David: Okay, well then why isn't it called a "tax write off?" Johnny: It is! It is! You can't just buy things for yourself, and write them off! David: Well then, I'll return some things. There's not enough space in here for the massage chair, anyway.